The Colony of Tona is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its burgeoning seal population. The hard-working, cynical population of 23.421 billion Tonans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, International Aid, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 30.8%.
The Tonan economy, worth 680 trillion Dimes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Retail, Pizza Delivery, and Book Publishing. Average income is 29,060 Dimes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.
Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Tona's national animal is the seal.
Tona is ranked 120,635th in the world and 2,242nd in the South Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -35.36 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Tona was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary, the Top 5% for Most Influential, and the Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements and Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Tona was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Tona was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Tona was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from
The Murderbasket Republic of People Thingies, killing 74 million zombies.
- : Tona was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from
The Hive of Delthorensdale, curing 5 million infected.
- : Tona was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from
The Republic of 3121622 Card Storage, curing 10 million infected.
- : Tona was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from
The Republic of 3121622 Card Office, curing 9 million infected.
- : Tona was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from
The Free Puppet of Random Faraway Puppet in TSP, curing 13 million infected.
- : Tona was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from
The Republic of Waartu, curing 8 million infected.
- : Tona was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from
The People's Republic of Nationlandw, curing 13 million infected.
