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Tim-Opolis

Population24.046 billion

CapitalWinterfell
LeaderTim Stark
FaithAdjeism

CurrencyCrown
AnimalDirewolf

The Crispy Fry of Tim-Opolis is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Tim Stark with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, suspicion of poets, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 24.046 billion Northerners are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winterfell. The average income tax rate is 94.9%.

The powerhouse Tim-Opolisian economy, worth a remarkable 7,515 trillion Crowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 312,545 Crowns, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,796,330 per year while the poor average 26,123, a ratio of 68.8 to 1.

Sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon, blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued, the nation's student exchange programs are something of a one way street, and sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tim-Opolis's national animal is the Direwolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Adjeism.

Tim-Opolis is ranked 1,059th in the world and 2nd in Spiritus for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 10,732.08 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 187thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 677thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 685thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 916thHighest Economic Output: 919thLowest Crime Rates: 945thLargest Black Market: 999thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,059thLargest Mining Sector: 1,071stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,296thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,350thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,784thHighest Average Incomes: 1,855thFattest Citizens: 2,118thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,128thLargest Governments: 2,143rdTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,503rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,967thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,071stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,170thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,299thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,309thLargest Populations: 4,566thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,218thMost Avoided: 6,779thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,820thMost Conservative: 7,911thMost Influential: 8,775thLargest Retail Industry: 8,836thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,108thSmartest Citizens: 9,326thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,531stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,071stMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,558thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 16,628thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,227thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 18,759thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,407thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,063rdMost Authoritarian: 23,099th
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Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9th in the regionFattest Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 11th in the regionMost Avoided: 13th in the regionMost Conservative: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 14th in the regionTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 21st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 22nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 22nd in the regionMost Extreme: 28th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 28th in the regionMost Influential: 28th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 30th in the region

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