Population | 29.973 billion |
Capital | Winterfell |
Leader | Tim Stark |
Faith | Adjeism |
Currency | Crown |
Animal | Direwolf |
The Greatest of All Time of Tim-Opolis is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Tim Stark with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, complete lack of prisons, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 29.973 billion Northerners are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winterfell. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.
The powerhouse Tim-Opolisian economy, worth a remarkable 9,319 trillion Crowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 310,940 Crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.
Collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise, armed police are cracking down on untaxed collectable-card-trading in local junior schools, military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames, and father-son fishing trips have been banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tim-Opolis's national animal is the Direwolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Adjeism.
Tim-Opolis is ranked 5,032nd in the world and 8th in Spiritus for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 6,743.31 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Tim-Opolis altered its national flag.
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Tim-Opolis altered its national flag.
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Tim-Opolis was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, Largest Governments, Fattest Citizens, Largest Mining Sector, and Most Corrupt Governments.
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Tim-Opolis's influence in Spiritus rose from "Hatchling" to "Squire".
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Tim-Opolis altered its national flag.
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Tim-Opolis relocated from Osiris to Spiritus.
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Tim-Opolis was refounded in Osiris.
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Tim-Opolis ceased to exist in Spiritus.
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Tim-Opolis was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies and the Top 5% for Most Zombified.
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Tim-Opolis was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from
The Dominion of Wachia, infecting 1 million survivors.