Lowest Crime Rates: 652nd Most Corrupt Governments: 764th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,190th
The Attack Helicopter of
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Hell is empty and all the devils are here
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The Attack Helicopter of Tim-Opolis is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Tim Stark with an iron fist, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, strictly enforced bedtime, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 15.117 billion Northerners are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winterfell. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The strong Tim-Opolisian economy, worth a remarkable 3,392 trillion Crowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 224,426 Crowns, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 824,952 per year while the poor average 43,173, a ratio of 19.1 to 1.

Agricultural employees work for peanuts, government ministers claim to ride dragons to work, citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed, and one year's corporation tax from three international megacorporations has funded one dozen shiny black pencils for Tim Stark's office. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tim-Opolis's national animal is the Direwolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Old Gods.

Tim-Opolis is ranked 5,830th in the world and 10th in Spiritus for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 7,928.07 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 652ndMost Corrupt Governments: 764thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,190thLargest Governments: 1,535thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,625thMost Conservative: 1,661stHighest Economic Output: 1,843rdLargest Mining Sector: 1,965thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,972ndFattest Citizens: 1,994thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,141stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,498thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,603rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,891stHighest Average Incomes: 2,902ndHighest Drug Use: 3,065thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,259thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,336thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,836thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,830thLargest Populations: 6,310thSmartest Citizens: 7,137thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,799thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,745thLargest Retail Industry: 10,968thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,848thMost Influential: 12,025thMost Authoritarian: 12,202ndMost Extreme: 12,340thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,729thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,246thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15,616th
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Lowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 14th in the regionMost Extreme: 15th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16th in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 21st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 25th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 26th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 26th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 29th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 37th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 37th in the region

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Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tim-Opolis was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Tim-Opolis was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Tim-Opolis was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry and the Top 10% for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Following new legislation in Tim-Opolis, one year's corporation tax from three international megacorporations has funded one dozen shiny black pencils for Tim Stark's office.
  • : Tim-Opolis lodged a message on the Spiritus Regional Message Board.
  • : Tim-Opolis was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Conservative and the Top 10% for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in Tim-Opolis, citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed.
  • : Following new legislation in Tim-Opolis, government ministers claim to ride dragons to work.
  • : Following new legislation in Tim-Opolis, agricultural employees work for peanuts.
  • : Following new legislation in Tim-Opolis, life expectancy is way down but posthuman perfectionism is way up.

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