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Tim-Opolis

Population19.985 billion

CapitalWinterfell
LeaderTim Stark
FaithAdjeism

CurrencyCrown
AnimalDirewolf

The Salt King of Tim-Opolis is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Tim Stark with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, sprawling nuclear power plants, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 19.985 billion Northerners are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winterfell. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The powerhouse Tim-Opolisian economy, worth a remarkable 5,279 trillion Crowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 264,164 Crowns, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 996,573 per year while the poor average 48,773, a ratio of 20.4 to 1.

The nation operates a "finders-keepers" policy with other nations' citizens, patriots insist that size does matter, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, and wanting a better life for your child is prohibited by a clause in the criminal code. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tim-Opolis's national animal is the Direwolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Adjeism.

Tim-Opolis is ranked 1,469th in the world and 3rd in Spiritus for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 22,763.11 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 610thLowest Crime Rates: 822ndMost Corrupt Governments: 1,100thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,172ndLargest Mining Sector: 1,248thHighest Economic Output: 1,261stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,318thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,344thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,469thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,620thTop
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Largest Governments: 1,963rdFattest Citizens: 1,964thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,989thHighest Average Incomes: 2,354thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,729thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,771stLargest Black Market: 2,863rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,421stHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,743rdLargest Populations: 5,035thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,244thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,273rdMost Conservative: 5,851stMost Avoided: 6,299thTop
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Most Influential: 9,168thSmartest Citizens: 9,203rdLargest Retail Industry: 10,131stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10,631stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,748thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,700thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,966thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12,378thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 14,733rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 15,267th
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Largest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10th in the regionMost Avoided: 11th in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15th in the regionMost Conservative: 16th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 18th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 18th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 20th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 22nd in the regionMost Extreme: 26th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Tim-Opolis, wanting a better life for your child is prohibited by a clause in the criminal code.
  • : Following new legislation in Tim-Opolis, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls.
  • : Following new legislation in Tim-Opolis, patriots insist that size does matter.
  • : Following new legislation in Tim-Opolis, the nation operates a "finders-keepers" policy with other nations' citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Tim-Opolis, kids only know what plants are because they've seen them on the television.
  • : Following new legislation in Tim-Opolis, the government advises foreign diplomats to speak softly and carry a big bag of cash.
  • : Following new legislation in Tim-Opolis, the government is trying to clean up all the rubbish that has washed up on the shores of Bigtopia and Marche Noire.
  • : Following new legislation in Tim-Opolis, sports journals are full of uplifting puff-pieces on professional boxers.
  • : Following new legislation in Tim-Opolis, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation'.
  • : Following new legislation in Tim-Opolis, metal detectors have been banned after a bottle cap caused a riot at the beach.

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