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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 585th Lowest Crime Rates: 794th Most Corrupt Governments: 1,083rd
The Salt King of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Hell is empty and all the devils are here
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Tim-Opolis

Population19.638 billion

CapitalWinterfell
LeaderTim Stark
FaithAdjeism

CurrencyCrown
AnimalDirewolf

The Salt King of Tim-Opolis is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Tim Stark with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, enslaved workforce, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 19.638 billion Northerners are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winterfell. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The powerhouse Tim-Opolisian economy, worth a remarkable 5,150 trillion Crowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 262,264 Crowns, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,032,087 per year while the poor average 45,232, a ratio of 22.8 to 1.

The song 'They Got an Awful Lot of Coffee in Tim-Opolis' is a smash hit, only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens, thrift shops are closing their doors, and endocrinology is a rapidly growing field of study. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tim-Opolis's national animal is the Direwolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Adjeism.

Tim-Opolis is ranked 585th in the world and 3rd in Spiritus for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 17,446.51 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 585thLowest Crime Rates: 794thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,083rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,201stHighest Economic Output: 1,270thLargest Mining Sector: 1,282ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,307thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,349thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,450thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,664thTop
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Fattest Citizens: 1,904thLargest Governments: 1,928thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,953rdHighest Average Incomes: 2,379thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,679thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,786thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,500thLargest Black Market: 3,724thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,790thLargest Populations: 5,055thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,383rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,467thMost Conservative: 5,935thMost Avoided: 6,365thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 9,231stMost Influential: 9,774thLargest Retail Industry: 10,410thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10,758thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,273rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,616thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,948thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12,616thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 13,152ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,897thMost Extreme: 15,790th
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 8th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11th in the regionMost Avoided: 12th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12th in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 16th in the regionMost Conservative: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 19th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 19th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 20th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 20th in the regionMost Extreme: 24th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 27th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tim-Opolis was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Tim-Opolis, endocrinology is a rapidly growing field of study.
  • : Following new legislation in Tim-Opolis, thrift shops are closing their doors.
  • : Tim-Opolis was reclassified from "Corporate Police State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Tim-Opolis, only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Tim-Opolis, the song 'They Got an Awful Lot of Coffee in Tim-Opolis' is a smash hit.
  • : Tim-Opolis was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Tim-Opolis, people choose marriage partners by buying a lottery ticket.
  • : Following new legislation in Tim-Opolis, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories'.
  • : Following new legislation in Tim-Opolis, the housing market has collapsed like an overbaked Brancalandian souffle.

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