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Tim-Opolis

Population24.903 billion

CapitalWinterfell
LeaderTim Stark
FaithAdjeism

CurrencyCrown
AnimalDirewolf

The Crispy Fry of Tim-Opolis is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Tim Stark with an iron fist, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, strictly enforced bedtime, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 24.903 billion Northerners are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winterfell. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The powerhouse Tim-Opolisian economy, worth a remarkable 7,842 trillion Crowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 314,908 Crowns, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,800,631 per year while the poor average 26,634, a ratio of 67.6 to 1.

The government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, being nicknamed "Orange Face" has done Tim Stark's credibility no favours, autumn landscape paintings feature men stripping leaves from bare branches with a vacuum, and a widely accepted trade policy is "tit-for-tat". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tim-Opolis's national animal is the Direwolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Adjeism.

Tim-Opolis is ranked 118,624th in the world and 173rd in Spiritus for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 903.97 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 224thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 621stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 716thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 859thHighest Economic Output: 894thLowest Crime Rates: 981stLargest Insurance Industry: 1,013thLargest Black Market: 1,060thLargest Mining Sector: 1,064thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,287thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,433rdMost Patriotic: 1,601stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,741stHighest Average Incomes: 1,829thFattest Citizens: 2,123rdTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,217thLargest Governments: 2,220thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,496thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,820thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,066thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,124thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,202ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,578thLargest Populations: 4,495thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,315thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,754thMost Conservative: 7,553rdLargest Retail Industry: 8,444thMost Influential: 8,550thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,781stSmartest Citizens: 9,285thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,593rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,646thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 11,331stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,072ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,325thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,223rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 17,103rdMost Advanced Public Education: 18,400thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,988thMost Authoritarian: 21,452nd
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Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionMost Patriotic: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Conservative: 9th in the regionFattest Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 11th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 12th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 13th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 19th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 23rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 25th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tim-Opolis was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Patriotic and the Top 10% for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Tim-Opolis, a widely accepted trade policy is "tit-for-tat".
  • : Following new legislation in Tim-Opolis, autumn landscape paintings feature men stripping leaves from bare branches with a vacuum.
  • : Following new legislation in Tim-Opolis, being nicknamed "Orange Face" has done Tim Stark's credibility no favours.
  • : Following new legislation in Tim-Opolis, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster.
  • : Following new legislation in Tim-Opolis, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year.
  • : Tim-Opolis lodged a message on the Spiritus Regional Message Board.
  • : Tim-Opolis altered its national flag.
  • : Tim-Opolis altered its national flag.
  • : Tim-Opolis altered its national flag.

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