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Tim-Opolis was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 420
Most Valuable International Artwork: 263rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 835thHighest Economic Output: 931st
The Greatest of All Time of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Libcord Made Me Do It
Influence
Squire
Starchy Field Marshal
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Tim-Opolis

Population29.973 billion

CapitalWinterfell
LeaderTim Stark
FaithAdjeism

CurrencyCrown
AnimalDirewolf

The Greatest of All Time of Tim-Opolis is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Tim Stark with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, complete lack of prisons, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 29.973 billion Northerners are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winterfell. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The powerhouse Tim-Opolisian economy, worth a remarkable 9,319 trillion Crowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 310,940 Crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise, armed police are cracking down on untaxed collectable-card-trading in local junior schools, military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames, and father-son fishing trips have been banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tim-Opolis's national animal is the Direwolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Adjeism.

Tim-Opolis is ranked 5,032nd in the world and 8th in Spiritus for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 6,743.31 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 263rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 835thHighest Economic Output: 931stLargest Insurance Industry: 949thLowest Crime Rates: 1,236thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,335thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,395thLargest Mining Sector: 1,607thLargest Black Market: 1,739thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,959thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,126thFattest Citizens: 2,383rdHighest Average Incomes: 2,410thLargest Governments: 2,776thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,824thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3,310thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,954thLargest Populations: 4,192ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,409thMost Patriotic: 4,848thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,007thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,032ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,494thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,905thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,439thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,533rdMost Influential: 8,040thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,672ndSmartest Citizens: 9,619thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10,546thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,058thLargest Retail Industry: 11,715thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,418thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,357thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,501stTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 15,967thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,246thMost Advanced Public Education: 22,071stMost Developed: 26,939thMost Conservative: 27,521st
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8th in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 12th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 13th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 13th in the regionMost Conservative: 15th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tim-Opolis altered its national flag.
  • : Tim-Opolis altered its national flag.
  • : Tim-Opolis was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, Largest Governments, Fattest Citizens, Largest Mining Sector, and Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Tim-Opolis's influence in Spiritus rose from "Hatchling" to "Squire".
  • : Tim-Opolis altered its national flag.
  • : Tim-Opolis relocated from Osiris to Spiritus.
  • : Tim-Opolis was refounded in Osiris.
  • : Tim-Opolis ceased to exist in Spiritus.
  • : Tim-Opolis was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies and the Top 5% for Most Zombified.
  • : Tim-Opolis was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Dominion of Wachia, infecting 1 million survivors.

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