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Tim-Opolis was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 420
Most Valuable International Artwork: 283rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 827thHighest Economic Output: 930th
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Tim-Opolis

Population30.456 billion

CapitalWinterfell
LeaderTim Stark
FaithAdjeism

CurrencyCrown
AnimalDirewolf

The Greatest of All Time of Tim-Opolis is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Tim Stark with an iron fist, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, complete lack of prisons, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 30.456 billion Northerners are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winterfell. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The powerhouse Tim-Opolisian economy, worth a remarkable 9,470 trillion Crowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 310,940 Crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise, armed police are cracking down on untaxed collectable-card-trading in local junior schools, military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames, and father-son fishing trips have been banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tim-Opolis's national animal is the Direwolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Adjeism.

Tim-Opolis is ranked 283,472nd in the world and 189th in Spiritus for Nudest, with 11 cheeks per square mile.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 283rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 827thHighest Economic Output: 930thLargest Insurance Industry: 958thLowest Crime Rates: 1,273rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,350thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,476thLargest Mining Sector: 1,655thLargest Black Market: 1,756thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,046thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,202ndFattest Citizens: 2,494thHighest Average Incomes: 2,564thLargest Governments: 2,837thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,896thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3,875thLargest Populations: 4,146thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,338thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,606thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,340thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,476thMost Patriotic: 6,019thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,039thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,292ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,016thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,792ndMost Influential: 7,907thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,774thSmartest Citizens: 9,883rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10,700thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,266thLargest Retail Industry: 12,375thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,663rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,625thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,955thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 15,639thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,160thMost Advanced Public Education: 22,845thMost Developed: 27,952ndMost Conservative: 28,720th
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Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionMost Patriotic: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 11th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 11th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12th in the regionMost Conservative: 16th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 18th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 19th in the region

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