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LEGENDARY CARDS

Anarchy
“Death to all fanatics!”
Game Mod
Largest Populations: 950th Highest Economic Output: 1,392nd Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,497th
31.484 billion Frisbeeterians. Smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and sprawling nuclear power plants.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“May the Goddess bind our foes with Her chain, and destroy them with Her axe!”
Game Mod
Most Cheerful Citizens: 83rd Largest Populations: 135th Largest Publishing Industry: 177th
34.438 billion Arpeans. Unlimited-speed roads, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“I didn't come to play. I came to slay.”
Game Mod
Most Efficient Economies: 6th Largest Populations: 878th Most Subsidized Industry: 1,944th
31.744 billion Euroslavians. Daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and hatred of cheese.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Dura Lex Sed Lex”
Editor
Sanctaria was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 126
Largest Welfare Programs: 2,779th Most Influential: 2,868th Most Rebellious Youth: 3,655th
17.824 billion Sanctarians. Museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare.
Father Knows Best State
“That which does not kill you only makes you stronger.”
Admin
Largest Populations: 547th Largest Mining Sector: 965th Highest Economic Output: 1,322nd
33.119 billion SalusaSeconders. Sprawling nuclear power plants, state-planned economy, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Defend the Revolution! Endorse East Durthang!”
Smartest Citizens: 1st Most Cultured: 3rd Lowest Crime Rates: 8th
32.885 billion Aleisyrians. Otherworldly petting zoo, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Do we WHAT in the woods?”
Bears Armed was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 124
Most Cultured: 26th Most Efficient Economies: 81st Most Cheerful Citizens: 103rd
27.391 billion Bears. Museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete absence of social welfare.
Capitalizt
“My peace has always depended on all the ashes in my wake.”
Game Mod
Mentor
Highest Crime Rates: 1,495th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,720th Highest Drug Use: 1,817th
16.019 billion infernal caprids. Keen interest in outer space, unlimited-speed roads, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Hey moderators is this motto against the rules too?”
Highest Average Tax Rates: 60th Largest Welfare Programs: 63rd Most Developed: 67th
15.721 billion Stovilians. Soft-spoken computers, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Ever upwards and forwards, for only in progress is hope”
Mentor
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 39th Highest Disposable Incomes: 218th Largest Agricultural Sector: 229th
18.52 billion Landsers. Ubiquitous missile silos, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“KICK LOGIC OUT AND DO THE IMPOSSIBLE!!”
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st Fattest Citizens: 2nd Most Armed: 3rd
29.506 billion Burst Linkians. Deadly medical pandemics, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Mother Knows Best State
“You have nothing to fear, if you have nothing to hide.”
McMasterdonia was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 151
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd Most Influential: 58th Largest Black Market: 2,382nd
13.565 billion McMasterdonians. Museums and concert halls, public floggings, and unlimited-speed roads.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“What do you want you Moon-Faced Assassin of Joy?”
Highest Disposable Incomes: 5th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th
34.567 billion Centauris. Infamous sell-swords, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“There is a Dream, Dreaming Us.”
The Bruce was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 125
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20th Largest Populations: 30th
34.892 billion Electors. Museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!”
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th
34.933 billion Richly Blended Peopleses. Deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and infamous sell-swords.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“If you aren't remembered, you never existed”
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th Largest Insurance Industry: 7th
31.722 billion Iron Leaguerans. Vat-grown people, public floggings, and flagrant waste-dumping.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew!”
Most Rebellious Youth: 2nd Highest Crime Rates: 8th Most Armed: 13th
30.989 billion Tenkistanians. National health service, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“I am the daringest devil you've ever met, love.”
Largest Gambling Industry: 1st Most Ignorant Citizens: 3rd Most Devout: 5th
14.343 billion Damned Souls. Zero percent divorce rate, punitive income tax rates, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“An unjust law is no law at all”
Most Rebellious Youth: 4th Largest Publishing Industry: 38th Most Cultured: 48th
33.894 billion Stratites. Pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and anti-smoking policies.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“I have approximate knowledge of many things.”
Editor
Highest Crime Rates: 637th Most Armed: 919th Most Rebellious Youth: 963rd
14.786 billion Reapers. Flagrant waste-dumping, smutty television, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“You mess with the people, you mess with the state!”
Largest Governments: 28th Most Cultured: 34th Highest Poor Incomes: 37th
11.875 billion Kyldellians. Ubiquitous missile silos, rampant corporate plagiarism, and vat-grown people.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Naked people have influence on society”
Most Influential: 5th Rudest Citizens: 25th Highest Crime Rates: 30th
11.408 billion Foucault's gardeners. Sprawling nuclear power plants, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Paradise is just a wormhole away.”
Forum Mod
Wrapper was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 243
Most Advanced Public Education: 86th Most Pacifist: 223rd Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 264th
11.986 billion Wads. Anti-smoking policies, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Promote and preserve”
Most Developed: 12th Longest Average Lifespans: 23rd Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 30th
8.645 billion Spartans. Museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“All for Solborg. All for humanity.”
Least Corrupt Governments: 314th Most Influential: 439th Most Inclusive: 786th
6.803 billion Solborgians. Complete lack of prisons, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Hell hath no fury like a raider woman.”
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 17th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 59th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 175th
6.467 billion little girls. Anti-smoking policies, rampant corporate plagiarism, and fear of technology.
SEASON ONE
Authoritarian Democracy
“These fragments I have shored against my ruins”
Editor
Most Ignorant Citizens: 307th Most Primitive: 350th Most Devout: 435th
5.239 billion Marsupials. Closed borders, lack of airports, and complete lack of public education.
SEASON ONE

EPIC CARDS

Father Knows Best State
“Imperium, Cupiditas et Dominatus”
Most Efficient Economies: 1st Highest Economic Output: 298th Largest Populations: 570th
33.008 billion Dominesses. Museums and concert halls, public floggings, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“make me wanna die”
24.218 billion Tupelopeans. Closed borders, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“The Path to Greatness Lies with the Humble”
Mentor
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,395th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,282nd Most Advanced Defense Forces: 4,581st
16.288 billion Aquitayneans. Keen interest in outer space, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
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