The SCP Containment site of This Thing a Quiet Madness Made is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Mrs Fletcher with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.036 billion This Thing a Quiet Madness Madeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salvation High School. The average income tax rate is 34.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse This Thing a Quiet Madness Madean economy, worth 616 trillion EUCLIDS a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 102,185 EUCLIDS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen, teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects, the new airport at Mr. Giles' farm is panicking his sheep, and sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. This Thing a Quiet Madness Made's national animal is the SCP-3935, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

This Thing a Quiet Madness Made is ranked 34,151^st in the world and 67^th in Artificial Solar System for Most Corrupt Governments, with 63.81 kickbacks per hour.