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Most Secular: 1,278thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,914thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,949th
The Globalist of
Iron Fist Consumerists
I'm a nightmare that won't go away
Premier Elijah
Influence
Handshaker
Overseer
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Third Soviet Union

Population2.561 billion

CapitalThe Moscow Megacity
LeaderPremier Elijah
FaithAtheism

CurrencyRussian ruble
AnimalRussian bear

The Globalist of Third Soviet Union is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Premier Elijah with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, sprawling nuclear power plants, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.561 billion Russians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Moscow Megacity. The average income tax rate is 67.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Russian economy, worth 582 trillion Russian rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 227,497 Russian rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Retiring citizens are dragged away in the middle of the night by mysterious men in black suits, colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation, the Russian military is limping towards victory, and advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Third Soviet Union's national animal is the Russian bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Atheism.

Third Soviet Union is ranked 213,057th in the world and 569th in First World Order for Nudest, with 8 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

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Most Secular: 1,278thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,914thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,949thTop
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Most Avoided: 3,007thLargest Mining Sector: 3,391stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,497thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,922ndHighest Poor Incomes: 4,396thHighest Average Incomes: 4,422ndLargest Black Market: 5,477thLargest Retail Industry: 5,562ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,606thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,643rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,687thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,847thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,567thMost Conservative: 6,712thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,844thLowest Crime Rates: 7,095thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,078thMost Authoritarian: 10,803rdTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 11,624thLargest Governments: 12,214thHighest Disposable Incomes: 12,398thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,419thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,989thLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,150thSmartest Citizens: 16,206thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,093rdFattest Citizens: 20,040th
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Most Secular: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 13th in the regionMost Influential: 16th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Populations: 18th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 24th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 25th in the regionMost Conservative: 25th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 29th in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 31st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 33rd in the regionMost Developed: 33rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 39th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 39th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 42nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 42nd in the region

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