The Nomadic Peoples of The WPAF is a colossal, pleasant nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 5.315 billion WPAFians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The relatively small, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Spirituality, with Education, Defense, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.3%.

The strong WPAFian economy, worth 254 trillion pings a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Gambling. Average income is 47,914 pings, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 298,459 per year while the poor average 3,289, a ratio of 90.7 to 1.

Half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, surveillance cameras are banned, and Harry Potter books are banned. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The WPAF's national animal is the hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

The WPAF is ranked 159,188^th in the world and 5,608^th in Suspicious for Most Primitive, scoring -59.16 on the Scary Big Number Scale.