The Most Primitive in Suspicious
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Suspicious is ranked 8,874th in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Lucklife 18 | Moralistic Democracy | “Unity, Discipline, Work” | |
| 2. |  The Protectorate of Vicious Thugs | Iron Fist Consumerists | “By The People For The People” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Flock Together | Authoritarian Democracy | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 4. | The Republic of Lockka 5 | New York Times Democracy | “ROCKKA” | |
| 5. |  The The Breaking Dawn of Sun Up | Iron Fist Consumerists | ““you can't take the sky from me!”” | |
| 6. |  The LL regrets at 5am of Reformed spees5 | Authoritarian Democracy | “Kawaii” | |
| 7. |  The Commonwealth of Vlodave | Moralistic Democracy | “אין דער ליטווישער עדה אין אורסולין און מיטעלסדאָרף אין” | |
| 8. |  The Free Land of Sl0wking | Anarchy | “Mission Accomplished” | |
| 9. |  The United Socialist States of Pisz | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Nigdy nie podbity, zawsze przerażający!” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of 00-155 | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Things explode” |
