The Holy Commune of The Royal Republic of Kumania is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by High Priest Jimmy with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, avowedly heterosexual populace, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 23.446 billion Kumanians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The medium-sized, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kumania City. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Kumanian economy, worth a remarkable 7,146 trillion Kumen a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 304,824 Kumen, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,114,359 per year while the poor average 59,145, a ratio of 18.8 to 1.

A third of Kumanians are e-certified CEOs, the law says it's okay to sell a bomb to a terrorist so long as they promise not to detonate it, pieces of iron pyrite are believed to be worth their weight in gold, and female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast. Crime is totally unknown. The Royal Republic of Kumania's national animal is the Polar Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of Cheeses.

The Royal Republic of Kumania is ranked 96,636^th in the world and 25^th in The Confederacy of Free Nations for Lowest Crime Rates, with 66.33 law-abiding acts per hour.