The Republic of The Papal States is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.418 billion Papal Statesians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.2%.

The strong Papal Statesian economy, worth 135 trillion francs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 39,771 francs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 256,328 per year while the poor average 2,493, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Papal States's national animal is the tiger.

The Papal States is ranked 261,554^th in the world and 82^nd in Texas for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 397.18 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.