The Empire of The Fra Epitadozland is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Le Leader Ultime Sharke with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, compulsory vegetarianism, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.835 billion Fra Epitadozlandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ratsburg. The average income tax rate is 57.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Fra Epitadozlandian economy, worth 140 trillion Bitcoins a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 76,630 Bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations, class action lawsuits have gone up in smoke thanks to government interference, literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts, and neon signs promoting safe driving often distract drivers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Fra Epitadozland's national animal is the Porpoise, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Sharkeism.

The Fra Epitadozland is ranked 67,836^th in the world and 168^th in Refugia for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 112.35 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.