The Stone of Sylestone is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by A Fridge with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 14.016 billion Sylestoneans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Avondale. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Sylestonean economy, worth a remarkable 1,791 trillion Rubber Chickens a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 127,831 Rubber Chickens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians are often seen attending regional history classes at primary schools within their constituencies, genetic researchers have been expelled, dreams of entering the Super League have been relegated to the history books, and grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them. Crime is totally unknown. Sylestone's national animal is the Margaret, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Sylestone is ranked 215,867^th in the world and 45^th in Esportiva for Most Authoritarian, with 525.61 milliStalins.