The Join Lily of Switz got Lazy 414 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed population of 8.143 billion Join Lily are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Healthcare, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 29.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Join Lily economy, worth 364 trillion Join Lilies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 44,739 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's armed forces are recruiting thousands to help colonise Brasilistan, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, and the nation has gained millions of new citizens overnight. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Switz got Lazy 414's national animal is the Join Lily, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Switz got Lazy 414 is ranked 139,538^th in the world and 4,874^th in Suspicious for Most Primitive, scoring -47.96 on the Scary Big Number Scale.