The Armed Republic of Soviet Kruplickistan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 33.079 billion Soviet Kruplickistanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Soviet Kruplickistan City. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Soviet Kruplickistanian economy, worth a remarkable 9,047 trillion Peoples Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 273,524 Peoples Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth, exceptionally talented workers are praised more than Revolutionary heroes, and in a fit of passion Leader has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soviet Kruplickistan's national animal is the harlot bird, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Soviet Kruplickistan is ranked 422^nd in the world and 4^th in The Internationale for Lowest Crime Rates, with 206.8 law-abiding acts per hour.