The Armed Republic of Soviet Kruplickistan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 34.705 billion Soviet Kruplickistanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Soviet Kruplickistan City. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Soviet Kruplickistanian economy, worth a remarkable 9,014 trillion Peoples Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 259,744 Peoples Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The giant 80-storey carving of Leader in Mount Rushless can be seen from space, the police think a properly conducted criminal investigation is a real pain, tumbleweeds are seen blowing through the nation's airspace, and vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soviet Kruplickistan's national animal is the harlot bird, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Soviet Kruplickistan is ranked 338,062^nd in the world and 92^nd in The Internationale for Most Pacifist, with 2.59 cheeks turned per day.