The Hawaii part II of Solania is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by 'Simon' with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 7.402 billion Solanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hawaii. The average income tax rate is 81.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Solanian economy, worth 715 trillion Surreal Hawaiian Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 96,716 Surreal Hawaiian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, the question of 'what is 'Simon''s favorite color?' has been given a priority rating of burnt-orange, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, and newspapers may not print any negative stories about the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Solania's national animal is the Erlkonig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Solania is ranked 16,372^nd in the world and 389^th in the South Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,814.19 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.