The Northen Commonwealth of Solania is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Magnus Veltos with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, national health service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate population of 3.846 billion Solanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oslanita. The average income tax rate is 80.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Solanian economy, worth 374 trillion Solanikas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 97,483 Solanikas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, moonshine has made a resurgence, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, and the question of 'what is Magnus Veltos's favorite color?' has been given a priority rating of burnt-orange. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Solania's national animal is the Solanian Black Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Solania is ranked 28,253^rd in the world and 779^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 86.39 law-abiding acts per hour.