The Royal Chungaahicty of Socks of All Sortz is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Chairwoman Jo Kluhlez with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, keen interest in outer space, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 16.127 billion Sortzians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Villa de Chaos. The average income tax rate is 76.3%.

The all-consuming Sortziani economy, worth a remarkable 1,777 trillion Shindars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 110,190 Shindars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Large-girthed charity workers assign themselves healthy wages for their work with starving children, some magnifier-wielding Sortzians say Chairwoman Jo Kluhlez seems a little lacking in something, posh kids don't look down on the poor any more, and withdrawal of support for drug addicts is leaving many with cold sweats. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socks of All Sortz's national animal is the Highland Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sockittomeism.

Socks of All Sortz is ranked 145,082^nd in the world and 182^nd in The Regected Realns for Most Primitive, scoring -51.25 on the Scary Big Number Scale.