The Republic of Slumping is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its burgeoning falcon population. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.471 billion Slumpingians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 16.9%.

The Slumpingian economy, worth 223 trillion rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 49,896 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slumping's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Slumping is ranked 226,520^th in the world and 8,774^th in Osiris for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 198.88 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.