The Golden Wheatfields of Novosejia is a massive, genial nation, notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working population of 3.853 billion Novosejians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 70.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Novosejian economy, worth 326 trillion Novosejian Dinars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is 84,768 Novosejian Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation leads The East Pacific in per capita stalking, Leader is too busy listening to praise to get any work done, the subway is dead quiet in early afternoons, and late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Novosejia's national animal is the Corrupt Politician, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Novosi Mysticism.

Novosejia is ranked 20,333^rd in the world and 404^th in The East Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,166.77 on the Clooney Contribution Index.