The Dominion of SIDE ANGLE SIDE is a huge, pleasant nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 538 million SIDE ANGLE SIDEians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of mUMMY pIG. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.5%.

The strong SIDE ANGLE SIDEian economy, worth 28.0 trillion SIDES a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Pizza Delivery, and Book Publishing. Average income is 51,982 SIDES, with the richest citizens earning 8.0 times as much as the poorest.

Child adoption by homosexual couples has been outlawed, the standard prescription for infertility-causing conditions is "go have a baby", a byzantine web of conspiracies and secret alliances must be navigated any time legislation is voted upon, and the nation's healthcare system has taken a "survival of the fittest" approach in administering care. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem. SIDE ANGLE SIDE's national animal is the ANGLE, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

SIDE ANGLE SIDE is ranked 271,467^th in the world and 1,499^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Populations, with 538 million capita.