The World Machine of Shwe Tu Colony is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sekka Verndara with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and frequent executions. The compassionate, cheerful population of 16.549 billion Parfuhmerians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Parfuhmerie. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Parfuhmerian economy, worth a remarkable 6,899 trillion Desyllians a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 416,922 Desyllians, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside, it's illegal to be caught on tape, and corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Shwe Tu Colony's national animal is the Dela Deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Heritage of Chao.

Shwe Tu Colony is ranked 2,344^th in the world and 16^th in Forest for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 14,856.23 on the Gilded Widget Scale.