The Actually we're Parfuhmerie of Shwe Tu Colony is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Sekka Verndara with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 5.602 billion Parfuhmerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Parfuhmerie. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Parfuhmerian economy, worth a remarkable 1,474 trillion Desyllians a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 263,277 Desyllians, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

A new "thought police" branch is being developed, the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, and thousands of former welfare recipients are in a revolutionary uproar as the rest of society is enjoying a hefty tax break. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Shwe Tu Colony's national animal is the Dela Deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Heritage of Chao.

Shwe Tu Colony is ranked 1,244^th in the world and 25^th in Forest for Most Inclusive, scoring 341.55 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.