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Most Beautiful Environments: 379thHighest Food Quality: 422ndLargest Publishing Industry: 434th
The Actually we're World Machine of
Democratic Socialists
The Shwe world is a simulation
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Shwe Tu Colony

Population10.835 billion

CapitalParfuhmerie
LeaderSekka Verndara
FaithHeritage of Chao

CurrencyDesyllian
AnimalDela Deer

The Actually we're World Machine of Shwe Tu Colony is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Sekka Verndara with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 10.835 billion Parfuhmerians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Parfuhmerie. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Parfuhmerian economy, worth a remarkable 3,680 trillion Desyllians a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 339,680 Desyllians, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The fishing lobby has stemmed the tide of environmental regulations, the government is avowedly secular, the government loves seeing the little people fight, and a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts. Crime is totally unknown. Shwe Tu Colony's national animal is the Dela Deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Heritage of Chao.

Shwe Tu Colony is ranked 47,601st in the world and 74th in Forest for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 3,877.89 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Most Beautiful Environments: 379thHighest Food Quality: 422ndLargest Publishing Industry: 434thSmartest Citizens: 451stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 490thMost Scientifically Advanced: 501stMost Inclusive: 554thMost Efficient Economies: 565thMost Cultured: 572ndBest Weather: 725thHighest Poor Incomes: 769thLargest Information Technology Sector: 842ndMost Developed: 1,026thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,051stLongest Average Lifespans: 1,199thLargest Governments: 1,272ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,324thHealthiest Citizens: 1,469thHighest Average Incomes: 1,482ndNicest Citizens: 1,561stMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,906thMost Pacifist: 2,314thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2,447thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,689thRudest Citizens: 2,716thSafest: 2,782ndMost Advanced Public Education: 3,393rdMost Subsidized Industry: 3,487thHighest Economic Output: 3,734thMost Secular: 3,976thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,319thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,428thLargest Retail Industry: 5,140thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,370thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,449thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,597thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,734thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,088thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,110thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,447thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,307thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 14,779thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,681stMost Influential: 16,905thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,697thMost Stationary: 21,850thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23,285th
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Most Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 9th in the regionMost Inclusive: 10th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 14th in the regionLargest Governments: 17th in the regionRudest Citizens: 17th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 18th in the regionMost Developed: 18th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 20th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 22nd in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 24th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 25th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 25th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 26th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 26th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 26th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 26th in the regionBest Weather: 27th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 37th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 38th in the regionMost Secular: 41st in the regionNicest Citizens: 43rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 45th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Shwe Tu Colony, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts.
  • : Following new legislation in Shwe Tu Colony, the government loves seeing the little people fight.
  • : Following new legislation in Shwe Tu Colony, the government is avowedly secular.
  • : Shwe Tu Colony was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Following new legislation in Shwe Tu Colony, the fishing lobby has stemmed the tide of environmental regulations.
  • : Following new legislation in Shwe Tu Colony, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income.
  • : Following new legislation in Shwe Tu Colony, mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past.
  • : Following new legislation in Shwe Tu Colony, Sekka Verndara affectionately nicknames supporters by number.
  • : Following new legislation in Shwe Tu Colony, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm.
  • : Following new legislation in Shwe Tu Colony, the law forbids arson, murder, and low-quality cheese.

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