The Actually we're World Machine of Shwe Tu Colony is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Sekka Verndara with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.922 billion Parfuhmerians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Parfuhmerie. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Parfuhmerian economy, worth a remarkable 3,234 trillion Desyllians a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 326,027 Desyllians, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Tower block residents are each held responsible for four square inches of front lawn, companies have begun running campaigns to stop people from remembering their brand name, the government loves seeing the little people fight, and nose plugs are the latest Parfuhmerian fashion accessory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Shwe Tu Colony's national animal is the Dela Deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Heritage of Chao.

Shwe Tu Colony is ranked 454^th in the world and 5^th in Forest for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 45,513.93 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.