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Most Beautiful Environments: 515thMost Scientifically Advanced: 563rdLargest Publishing Industry: 604th
The Actually we're Parfuhmerie of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
The Shwe world is a simulation
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Shwe Tu Colony

Population8.246 billion

CapitalParfuhmerie
LeaderSekka Verndara
FaithHeritage of Chao

CurrencyDesyllian
AnimalDela Deer

The Actually we're Parfuhmerie of Shwe Tu Colony is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Sekka Verndara with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 8.246 billion Parfuhmerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Parfuhmerie. The average income tax rate is 76.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Parfuhmerian economy, worth a remarkable 2,438 trillion Desyllians a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 295,678 Desyllians, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Parfuhmerian politics is literally a blood sport, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, and cheese has become the new icon of political dissent. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Shwe Tu Colony's national animal is the Dela Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Heritage of Chao.

Shwe Tu Colony is ranked 32,101st in the world and 118th in Forest for Most Stationary, with 465.32427163672 Days.

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Most Beautiful Environments: 515thMost Scientifically Advanced: 563rdLargest Publishing Industry: 604thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 656thBest Weather: 767thMost Inclusive: 798thSmartest Citizens: 806thMost Cultured: 959thMost Efficient Economies: 1,019thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,130thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,391stMost Developed: 1,393rdRudest Citizens: 1,696thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,795thHealthiest Citizens: 1,845thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,884thHighest Average Incomes: 2,052ndTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,184thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,513thLargest Governments: 2,775thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,626thMost Secular: 3,866thNicest Citizens: 3,918thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,463rdLargest Retail Industry: 4,843rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,934thLowest Crime Rates: 5,387thHighest Economic Output: 5,647thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,794thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,969thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,150thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,474thMost Pacifist: 7,724thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,080thSafest: 9,979thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,561stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,790thHighest Drug Use: 15,119thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,853rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,894thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,920thHighest Disposable Incomes: 17,415thLargest Welfare Programs: 19,672nd
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 12th in the regionMost Cultured: 12th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 12th in the regionRudest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Inclusive: 17th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 19th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 20th in the regionMost Developed: 20th in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 24th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 24th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 25th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 26th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 28th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 28th in the regionMost Average: 31st in the regionBest Weather: 31st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 32nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 34th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 35th in the regionLargest Governments: 36th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 40th in the regionMost Secular: 41st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 41st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 44th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 45th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Shwe Tu Colony, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent.
  • : Following new legislation in Shwe Tu Colony, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking.
  • : Following new legislation in Shwe Tu Colony, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication.
  • : Following new legislation in Shwe Tu Colony, Parfuhmerian politics is literally a blood sport.
  • : Shwe Tu Colony lodged a message on the Forest Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Shwe Tu Colony, Shwe Tu Colony is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • : Following new legislation in Shwe Tu Colony, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept.
  • : Following new legislation in Shwe Tu Colony, art criticism in Shwe Tu Colony is scathingly destructive.
  • : Following new legislation in Shwe Tu Colony, etiquette guides advise visitors to 'grovel gracefully'.
  • : Following new legislation in Shwe Tu Colony, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed.

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