The Actually we're World Machine of Shwe Tu Colony is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Sekka Verndara with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, unlimited-speed roads, and vat-grown people. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.598 billion Parfuhmerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Parfuhmerie. The average income tax rate is 90.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Parfuhmerian economy, worth a remarkable 3,053 trillion Desyllians a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 318,143 Desyllians, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

The only record being broken at sporting events is the highest death toll, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society, autocrats are persona non grata, and pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Shwe Tu Colony's national animal is the Dela Deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Heritage of Chao.

Shwe Tu Colony is ranked 2,831^st in the world and 37^th in Forest for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 178.65 Bank.