Population | 14.54 billion |
Capital | Parfuhmerie |
Leader | Sekka Verndara |
Faith | Heritage of Chao |
Currency | Desyllian |
Animal | Dela Deer |
The World Machine of Shwe Tu Colony is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Sekka Verndara with a fair hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.54 billion Parfuhmerians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Parfuhmerie. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Parfuhmerian economy, worth a remarkable 5,737 trillion Desyllians a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 394,614 Desyllians, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Computers have been put in control of the economy to keep computers from controlling the economy, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, with increasingly clear skies nobody seems to mind the electricity bill going through the roof, and notable individuals are granted land and titles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Shwe Tu Colony's national animal is the Dela Deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Heritage of Chao.
Shwe Tu Colony is ranked 8,418th in the world and 77th in Forest for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 63.55 Bank.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Shwe Tu Colony, notable individuals are granted land and titles.
- : Following new legislation in
Shwe Tu Colony, with increasingly clear skies nobody seems to mind the electricity bill going through the roof.
- : Following new legislation in
Shwe Tu Colony, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high.
- : Following new legislation in
Shwe Tu Colony, computers have been put in control of the economy to keep computers from controlling the economy.
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Shwe Tu Colony was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".
- : Following new legislation in
Shwe Tu Colony, the subway is dead quiet in early afternoons.
- : Following new legislation in
Shwe Tu Colony, the government denies that it has an agency overseeing plausible deniability of black-ops agencies.
- : Following new legislation in
Shwe Tu Colony, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws.
- : Following new legislation in
Shwe Tu Colony, social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks.
- : Following new legislation in
Shwe Tu Colony, the government is constantly producing new maps to accommodate the continual renaming of cities.