The Actually we're Parfuhmerie of Shwe Tu Colony is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Sekka Verndara with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 6.134 billion Parfuhmerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Parfuhmerie. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Parfuhmerian economy, worth a remarkable 1,704 trillion Desyllians a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 277,815 Desyllians, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims, 'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink, and posters on 'Parfuhmerian Values' advise against being proud of Shwe Tu Colony. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Shwe Tu Colony's national animal is the Dela Deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Heritage of Chao.

Shwe Tu Colony is ranked 2,301^st in the world and 32^nd in Forest for Healthiest Citizens, with 24.07 Bananas Ingested Per Day.