Population | 9.598 billion |
Capital | Parfuhmerie |
Leader | Sekka Verndara |
Faith | Heritage of Chao |
Currency | Desyllian |
Animal | Dela Deer |
The Actually we're World Machine of Shwe Tu Colony is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Sekka Verndara with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, unlimited-speed roads, and vat-grown people. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.598 billion Parfuhmerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Parfuhmerie. The average income tax rate is 90.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Parfuhmerian economy, worth a remarkable 3,053 trillion Desyllians a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 318,143 Desyllians, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.
The only record being broken at sporting events is the highest death toll, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society, autocrats are persona non grata, and pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Shwe Tu Colony's national animal is the Dela Deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Heritage of Chao.
Shwe Tu Colony is ranked 2,831st in the world and 37th in Forest for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 178.65 Bank.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Shwe Tu Colony, pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall.
- : Following new legislation in
Shwe Tu Colony, autocrats are persona non grata.
- : Following new legislation in
Shwe Tu Colony, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society.
- : Following new legislation in
Shwe Tu Colony, the only record being broken at sporting events is the highest death toll.
- : Following new legislation in
Shwe Tu Colony, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly.
- : Following new legislation in
Shwe Tu Colony, the sanitised and dull music festivals of Shwe Tu Colony are famed for their reasonable volume levels.
- : Following new legislation in
Shwe Tu Colony, Sekka Verndara's new political program is often mockingly called 'Capitalism with a Bigtopian face'.
- : Following new legislation in
Shwe Tu Colony, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts.
- : Following new legislation in
Shwe Tu Colony, the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard.
- : Following new legislation in
Shwe Tu Colony, swarms of present-laden delivery drones blot out the sun before major holidays.