The Actually we're Parfuhmerie of Shwe Tu Colony is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Sekka Verndara with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 8.246 billion Parfuhmerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Parfuhmerie. The average income tax rate is 76.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Parfuhmerian economy, worth a remarkable 2,438 trillion Desyllians a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 295,678 Desyllians, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Parfuhmerian politics is literally a blood sport, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, and cheese has become the new icon of political dissent. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Shwe Tu Colony's national animal is the Dela Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Heritage of Chao.

Shwe Tu Colony is ranked 32,101^st in the world and 118^th in Forest for Most Stationary, with 465.32427163672 Days.