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Most Beautiful Environments: 420thMost Scientifically Advanced: 425thLargest Publishing Industry: 518th
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
The Shwe world is a simulation
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Shwe Tu Colony

Population9.598 billion

CapitalParfuhmerie
LeaderSekka Verndara
FaithHeritage of Chao

CurrencyDesyllian
AnimalDela Deer

The Actually we're World Machine of Shwe Tu Colony is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Sekka Verndara with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, unlimited-speed roads, and vat-grown people. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.598 billion Parfuhmerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Parfuhmerie. The average income tax rate is 90.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Parfuhmerian economy, worth a remarkable 3,053 trillion Desyllians a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 318,143 Desyllians, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

The only record being broken at sporting events is the highest death toll, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society, autocrats are persona non grata, and pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Shwe Tu Colony's national animal is the Dela Deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Heritage of Chao.

Shwe Tu Colony is ranked 2,831st in the world and 37th in Forest for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 178.65 Bank.

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Most Beautiful Environments: 420thMost Scientifically Advanced: 425thLargest Publishing Industry: 518thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 524thSmartest Citizens: 599thMost Inclusive: 654thBest Weather: 710thMost Cultured: 717thMost Efficient Economies: 742ndMost Secular: 863rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 933rdMost Developed: 1,223rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,344thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,478thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,513thHealthiest Citizens: 1,572ndRudest Citizens: 1,699thHighest Average Incomes: 1,749thLargest Governments: 1,757thNicest Citizens: 2,374thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 2,825thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,831stMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,948thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,213thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,637thLowest Crime Rates: 3,901stHighest Economic Output: 4,555thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,562ndMost Pacifist: 4,628thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,726thLargest Retail Industry: 4,753rdSafest: 4,986thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,354thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,263rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,389thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,636thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,136thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,213thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,157thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,352ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,230thMost Influential: 19,109thLargest Agricultural Sector: 19,825thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,606th
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Most Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12th in the regionMost Inclusive: 12th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13th in the regionRudest Citizens: 15th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 15th in the regionMost Secular: 18th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 22nd in the regionMost Developed: 22nd in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 25th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 25th in the regionBest Weather: 25th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 25th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 27th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 29th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 30th in the regionLargest Governments: 31st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 31st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 33rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 36th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 37th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 42nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 46th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Shwe Tu Colony, pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall.
  • : Following new legislation in Shwe Tu Colony, autocrats are persona non grata.
  • : Following new legislation in Shwe Tu Colony, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society.
  • : Following new legislation in Shwe Tu Colony, the only record being broken at sporting events is the highest death toll.
  • : Following new legislation in Shwe Tu Colony, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly.
  • : Following new legislation in Shwe Tu Colony, the sanitised and dull music festivals of Shwe Tu Colony are famed for their reasonable volume levels.
  • : Following new legislation in Shwe Tu Colony, Sekka Verndara's new political program is often mockingly called 'Capitalism with a Bigtopian face'.
  • : Following new legislation in Shwe Tu Colony, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts.
  • : Following new legislation in Shwe Tu Colony, the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard.
  • : Following new legislation in Shwe Tu Colony, swarms of present-laden delivery drones blot out the sun before major holidays.

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