The Actually we're World Machine of Shwe Tu Colony is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Sekka Verndara with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 10.835 billion Parfuhmerians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Parfuhmerie. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Parfuhmerian economy, worth a remarkable 3,680 trillion Desyllians a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 339,680 Desyllians, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The fishing lobby has stemmed the tide of environmental regulations, the government is avowedly secular, the government loves seeing the little people fight, and a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts. Crime is totally unknown. Shwe Tu Colony's national animal is the Dela Deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Heritage of Chao.

Shwe Tu Colony is ranked 47,601^st in the world and 74^th in Forest for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 3,877.89 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.