The Confederate Dominion of Separatist Peoples is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Appoline Hewitt with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, daily referendums, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 26.318 billion Separatists enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Gettysburg. The average income tax rate is 73.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Separatist economy, worth a remarkable 6,225 trillion almighty Greenbacks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 236,556 almighty Greenbacks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A shocking number of estate planners are beneficiaries of their clients' wills, military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft, the first half of cabinet meetings include President Appoline Hewitt complaining about the reasonable nation theory (Separatist Peoples has found 6 easter eggs), and the military will start wars with other nations on a lark. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Separatist Peoples's national animal is the Osprey, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is nonexistent.

Separatist Peoples is ranked 69,914^th in the world and 51^st in International Democratic Union for Lowest Crime Rates, with 70.19 law-abiding acts per hour.