The Confederate Dominion of Separatist Peoples is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Joseph Alan Solomon with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, strictly enforced bedtime, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 14.856 billion Separatists hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Gettysburg. The average income tax rate is 48.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Separatist economy, worth a remarkable 3,467 trillion almighty Greenbacks a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 233,434 almighty Greenbacks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, anyone who sneezes at border crossings is turned away, and nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Separatist Peoples's national animal is the Red-Tail Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is nonexistent.

Separatist Peoples is ranked 159,089^th in the world and 137^th in International Democratic Union for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -18.68 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.