The Confederate Dominion of Separatist Peoples is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Joseph Alan Solomon with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 15.38 billion Separatists hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Gettysburg. The average income tax rate is 50.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Separatist economy, worth a remarkable 3,595 trillion almighty Greenbacks a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 233,792 almighty Greenbacks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The Great Separatist Melting Pot boils out ethnic heritage, criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison, Harry Potter conventions are closely watched by the government for any signs of 'dueling', and trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Separatist Peoples's national animal is the Osprey, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is nonexistent.

Separatist Peoples is ranked 2,512^th in the world and 9^th in International Democratic Union for Smartest Citizens, with 155.54 Quips Per Hour.