Population | 8.473 billion |
Capital | Greater Kowloon Metropolis |
Leader | Jasmine Shing |
Faith | State Atheism |
Currency | Bay Dollar |
Animal | Dolphin of the Skies |
The Deep Sleep of New Kowloon Bay is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Jasmine Shing with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.473 billion Kowloonis are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Kowloon Metropolis. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Kowlooni economy, worth a remarkable 4,244 trillion Bay Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 500,971 Bay Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
Failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside, dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, and boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Kowloon Bay's national animal is the Dolphin of the Skies, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is State Atheism.
New Kowloon Bay is ranked 5,687th in the world and 110th in 10000 Islands for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2,192.21 pounds of wildlife per square mile.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in New Kowloon Bay, boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard.
- : Following new legislation in New Kowloon Bay, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites.
- : Following new legislation in New Kowloon Bay, dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia.
- : Following new legislation in New Kowloon Bay, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside.
- : New Kowloon Bay was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Mesyeti.
- : Following new legislation in New Kowloon Bay, the government is allowing greater autonomy for some regions in the hopes of quelling growing secessionist movements.
- : Following new legislation in New Kowloon Bay, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission.
- : Following new legislation in New Kowloon Bay, the sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans.
- : New Kowloon Bay was endorsed by The Armed Republic of Eastern Tamuppy.
- : New Kowloon Bay was endorsed by The Oppressed Peoples of Kazoostan.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 85 » Astrobolt, Free Land of Rebellium, Guyana Francese, Alski, Macrasetia, Greater Sus, Zeklandia, Western Oceania, Anollasia, Venvee Republic, Faradova, Swag Chief Bubba Estate, Sillitopia, Better Indonesia, Franconia and Bavaria, Samonaemia, Killettland, Grimmywelsh, Manneo Varo, Milanisca, The Democratic State Of Josora, Seantonia, Greater Granskiye, Creberg, DetroitSmash, Havia Sysis, Jaegerpondonia, Zebastani, Brandenbourg-Anhalt, Old Atlantica, Kalimport, United Independent Kingdoms, The African Emirates, Taiqar, Republic of Libriano, Lower Phlebacite, The Galactic American Imperium, Chip Skylark, United federation of kurdistan, Elite Order of the Black Rose, Blogotopia, East Harkway, Democratic Nacheadasaan, The Soylent Green Party, Goat Republic, Namakan, Second Peenadian, Colonel Terrosit, Wischland, Volsordia, and 35 others.The Unidet Of Life, Confertia, Valendrose, Aquachromia, Creeptopia, Cathamye, Katitania, Danyl, North Southumberland, Tawilasha, Greater Theowherveld, Herfenzir, Clialaad, Dustwind, Javaterra, Gewisse, Coreras, Pavaro, Palman, Seranis, Kyrizstanislav, Kanycta, Republic of Ash-Land, Vallis Poenina, Generic Country Name That Is Available, Ankhion, Gosheon, Lysandrion, Ear Exploder 9000, Catsia, Ishkabibber, Dreyas, Kazoostan, Eastern Tamuppy, and Mesyeti.