Population | 15.108 billion |
Capital | Bhinneka |
Leader | President Justuva Susanto |
Faith | Kirati Syncretism |
Currency | kamasan |
Animal | dwarf kangaroo |
The Probably Not Around of Samudera is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Justuva Susanto with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, infamous sell-swords, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 15.108 billion Samuderans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bhinneka. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Samuderan economy, worth a remarkable 4,452 trillion kamasans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 294,697 kamasans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Disability advocates are not amused that they are told to be dependent on Samuderans's kindness, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room, high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate, and too many developers spoil the codebase. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Samudera's national animal is the dwarf kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kirati Syncretism.
Samudera is ranked 3,189th in the world and 9th in The Western Isles for Most Cultured, scoring 211 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Samudera lodged a message on the The Western Isles Regional Message Board.
- : Samudera was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
- : Samudera was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
- : Samudera lodged a message on the The Western Isles Regional Message Board.
- : Samudera lodged a message on the The Western Isles Regional Message Board.
- : Samudera lodged a message on the The Western Isles Regional Message Board.
- : Samudera's influence in The Western Isles rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Samudera was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The Winter Empire of Solaryia, infecting 242 million survivors.
- : Samudera was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The Winter Empire of Solaryia, infecting 237 million survivors.
- : Following new legislation in Samudera, too many developers spoil the codebase.