The United States of Raseleesanha is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its fear of technology, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 5.463 billion Raseleesanhans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.3%.

The all-consuming Raseleesanhan economy, worth 604 trillion Credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 110,568 Credits, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, the latest guided missile cruiser "Ship-1642" has received precisely zero column inches in the press, serial killers who are released early distribute death but not their seed, and Leader has no checks and balances after the upper house was abolished. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Raseleesanha's national animal is the Tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Raseleesanha is ranked 271,231^st in the world and 9,902^nd in Lazarus for Safest, scoring 7.09 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.