The Federation of Prysk is a mid-sized, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The hard-working, cynical population of 62 million Ajarikans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 9.2%.

The strong Pryskian economy, worth 3.96 trillion Psarkas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 63,820 Psarkas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Private businesses are paving paradises to put up parking lots, frowning on the job is a great way to get a raise, people who eat pizza with lactase supplements are arrested by the flavour police, and the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Prysk's national animal is the Animal, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Prysk is ranked 140,290^th in the world and 1^st in Outpost for Fattest Citizens, with 9.97 Obesity Rate.