The Holy Empire of Polygamous Relations is a large, efficient nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, enforced nudity, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed population of 189 million Polygamous Relationsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 63.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Polygamous Relationsian economy, worth 13.0 trillion Sexes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 68,635 Sexes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Purported secret military bases are dismissed by Leader to be highly-advanced toilet factories, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, government-sponsored WiFi allows farmers to rant about city folks in real time, and workers have seized control of the economy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Polygamous Relations's national animal is the Rabbit, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Polygamous Relations is ranked 73,840^th in the world and 5^th in Atlantian Oceania for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,376.96 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.