The Kingdom of Phrygia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. The hard-working population of 26.797 billion Phrygians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The medium-sized, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.1%.

The very strong Phrygian economy, worth a remarkable 1,333 trillion golds a year, is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is 49,766 golds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 152,027 per year while the poor average 12,627, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

The government is seen to favor Catholics, voting is compulsory, and a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate. Crime is a problem. Phrygia's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Phrygia is ranked 104,680^th in the world and 1,417^th in the Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,425.44 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.