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Largest Insurance Industry: 461stLargest Black Market: 1,437thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,806th
The Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz of
Moralistic Democracy
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Influence
Hatchling
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Petit Mustique

Population30.326 billion

CapitalThe Swarm
LeaderThe Wind

CurrencyBlood
AnimalHuman

The Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz of Petit Mustique is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Wind with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 30.326 billion Petit Mustiqueans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Swarm. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Petit Mustiquean economy, worth a remarkable 6,822 trillion Bloods a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 224,982 Bloods, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

Knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags, binoculars sales are at an all-time high, scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays, and the roundel of the Petit Mustiquean Air Force has become an internationally recognized symbol of destruction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Petit Mustique's national animal is the Human, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Petit Mustique is ranked 233,475th in the world and 7,279th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 23.21087403392 days.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 461stLargest Black Market: 1,437thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,806thHighest Economic Output: 1,892ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,896thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,963rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,141stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,162ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,867thTop
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Most Avoided: 3,159thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,799thLargest Populations: 4,295thMost Efficient Economies: 4,792ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,311thLargest Mining Sector: 6,337thHighest Average Incomes: 7,268thNudest: 7,436thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,549thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,895thLargest Retail Industry: 10,485thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11,510thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,650thMost Conservative: 12,819thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 16,502ndMost Devout: 18,084thMost Patriotic: 18,958thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19,742ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,948thHighest Poor Incomes: 24,887thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 26,189thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 28,973rd
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Largest Insurance Industry: 28th in the regionLargest Black Market: 72nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 78th in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 109th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 110th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 120th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 145th in the regionLargest Populations: 148th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 159th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 164th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 190th in the regionMost Avoided: 195th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 207th in the regionNudest: 336th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 388th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 407th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 425th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 452nd in the regionMost Conservative: 464th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 513th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 517th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 632nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 690th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 840th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,018th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,023rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1,051st in the region

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