The Federation of Parthania is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by John McMoney with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.775 billion Parthanians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Opongo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Parthanian economy, worth 188 trillion Pongoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 106,296 Pongoes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 759,748 per year while the poor average 4,865, a ratio of 156 to 1.

Only the richest get to see out of their windows, dessert dishes make up the Parthanian breakfast menu, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Parthanian language, and people experiencing anaphylactic shock are told to buck their ideas up. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Parthania's national animal is the Penguin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Parthania is ranked 3,219^th in the world and 4^th in Wintreath for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 7,402.38 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.