The Wintrean Monarch of Wintermoot is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Inric Nordrim Kestar with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 17.819 billion Wintermootians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wintermoot City. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Wintermootian economy, worth a remarkable 2,737 trillion nothings a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 153,602 nothings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Wintermootian politicians, art criticism in Wintermoot is scathingly destructive, online weather reports are predicting five years of glorious sunshine for Wintermoot, and Wintermoot is notorious for its citizens' infidelity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wintermoot's national animal is the nothing, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wintermoot is ranked 2,371^st in the world and 3^rd in Wintreath for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 8,933.2 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.