The Wintrean Monarch of Wintermoot is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Inric Nordrim Kestar with an even hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 9.095 billion Wintermootians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wintermoot City. The average income tax rate is 67.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Wintermootian economy, worth 624 trillion nothings a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 68,670 nothings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Mobile phone masts are being erected all over the country, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, the average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work, and droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wintermoot's national animal is the nothing, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Wintermoot is ranked 47,286^th in the world and 142^nd in Wintreath for Healthiest Citizens, with 3.93 Bananas Ingested Per Day.