The Queendom of Para Abraxia is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical, devout population of 8 million Para Abraxians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 69.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The struggling Para Abraxian economy, worth 185 billion Souls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 23,126 Souls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

End-of-year production reports state that the revolution is really going with a bang, students select colleges based on wi-fi quality, Para Abraxian military drills look more like joint-United Sibbles exercises than anything else, and doctors who mutter "Oh my God" often lose their medical license. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Para Abraxia's national animal is the Bastard Snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Para Abraxia is ranked 234,182^nd in the world and 3^rd in United Sibbles for Nudest, with 86.25 cheeks per square mile.