The Republic of Panzer Vor 370 is a massive, pleasant nation, remarkable for its public floggings, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed population of 1.979 billion Panzer Vor 370ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 27.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Panzer Vor 370ian economy, worth 70.9 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 35,827 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ersatz chicken has left the nation's citizens with a bad taste in their mouths, diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm, disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown, and radio stations are forbidden to play anything with too much drum or bass. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force. Panzer Vor 370's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Panzer Vor 370 is ranked 116,261^st in the world and 3,978^th in Suspicious for Most Corrupt Governments, with 8.37 kickbacks per hour.