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Most Primitive: 3,472ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,759thNudest: 7,130th
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Order of Nine Angles

Population115 million

CurrencyBlood
AnimalGoat

The Theocracy of Order of Nine Angles is a large, orderly nation, notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, frequent executions, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 115 million Noctulians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 47.3%.

The thriving Sinister economy, worth 8.02 trillion Bloods a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 69,772 Bloods, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 331,046 per year while the poor average 8,678, a ratio of 38.1 to 1.

Government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year, a citizen who thinks a slave is a deadbeat is entitled to make the descriptor literally true, and justice is available only to those who can afford its price tag. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Order of Nine Angles's national animal is the Goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Order of Nine Angles is ranked 102,672nd in the world and 144th in Fifth Empire for Highest Average Incomes, with 69,772.23 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Primitive: 3,472ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,759thNudest: 7,130thMost Ignorant Citizens: 7,240thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11,212thFattest Citizens: 13,439thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 16,754thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18,570thMost Devout: 20,172nd
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Nudest: 4th in the regionMost Primitive: 8th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 11th in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 19th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 20th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 22nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 22nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Order of Nine Angles, justice is available only to those who can afford its price tag.
  • : Following new legislation in Order of Nine Angles, a citizen who thinks a slave is a deadbeat is entitled to make the descriptor literally true.
  • : Following new legislation in Order of Nine Angles, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year.
  • : Following new legislation in Order of Nine Angles, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest.
  • : Following new legislation in Order of Nine Angles, an eye for an eye leaves Order of Nine Angles blind.
  • : Following new legislation in Order of Nine Angles, Noctulians have replaced bears in a popular idiom.
  • : Following new legislation in Order of Nine Angles, nose plugs are the latest Sinister fashion accessory.
  • : Following new legislation in Order of Nine Angles, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms.
  • : Following new legislation in Order of Nine Angles, it can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom.
  • : Following new legislation in Order of Nine Angles, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories'.

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