The Theocracy of Order of Nine Angles is a large, orderly nation, notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, frequent executions, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 115 million Noctulians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 47.3%.
The thriving Sinister economy, worth 8.02 trillion Bloods a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 69,772 Bloods, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 331,046 per year while the poor average 8,678, a ratio of 38.1 to 1.
Government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year, a citizen who thinks a slave is a deadbeat is entitled to make the descriptor literally true, and justice is available only to those who can afford its price tag. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Order of Nine Angles's national animal is the Goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Order of Nine Angles is ranked 102,672nd in the world and 144th in Fifth Empire for Highest Average Incomes, with 69,772.23 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Order of Nine Angles, justice is available only to those who can afford its price tag.
- : Following new legislation in
Order of Nine Angles, a citizen who thinks a slave is a deadbeat is entitled to make the descriptor literally true.
- : Following new legislation in
Order of Nine Angles, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year.
- : Following new legislation in
Order of Nine Angles, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest.
- : Following new legislation in
Order of Nine Angles, an eye for an eye leaves Order of Nine Angles blind.
- : Following new legislation in
Order of Nine Angles, Noctulians have replaced bears in a popular idiom.
- : Following new legislation in
Order of Nine Angles, nose plugs are the latest Sinister fashion accessory.
- : Following new legislation in
Order of Nine Angles, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms.
- : Following new legislation in
Order of Nine Angles, it can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom.
- : Following new legislation in
Order of Nine Angles, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories'.






















