The Allied States of Nomomo is a titanic, orderly nation, renowned for its closed borders, teetotalling pirates, and barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 23.805 billion Nomomoans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 92.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Nomomoan economy, worth a remarkable 2,884 trillion Ukumas a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 121,172 Ukumas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Nature finds a way despite the government's best efforts, foreign nationals who stumble near Nomomo are harbingers of war, men are enrolling into lady etiquette courses, and solar death ray construction will commence as soon as it rains Ukumas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nomomo's national animal is the cicada, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Violetism.

Nomomo is ranked 4,337^th in the world and 7^th in Wintreath for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 8,830.3 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.