The Republic of Nominal Abdominal is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, unlimited-speed roads, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.183 billion Nominal Abdominalians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Peritonitcity. The average income tax rate is 46.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nominal Abdominalian economy, worth 129 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 109,298 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?", surgical tape has taken on a distinctly red color, and the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Nominal Abdominal's national animal is the whale, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Nominal Abdominal is ranked 46,167^th in the world and 2,550^th in Lazarus for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,009.97 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.