Population | 5.879 billion |
Currency | card |
Animal | legendary |
The There is nothing here of Noahs Secret Country is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.879 billion Noahs Secret Countryians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Education, with Healthcare and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Administration are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.
The strong Noahs Secret Countryian economy, worth 315 trillion cards a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 53,725 cards, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 357,787 per year while the poor average 3,070, a ratio of 116 to 1.
Children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, Leader knows that some internet activities are strictly solitary (Noahs Secret Country has found 1 easter egg), the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, and even the most lowly council pen-pusher has the same political power as a senior minister. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Noahs Secret Country's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Noahs Secret Country is ranked 275,461st in the world and 11,497th in Balder for Highest Poor Incomes, with 3,070.02 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Noahs Secret Country's influence in Balder rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Noahs Secret Country's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Noahs Secret Country's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Noahs Secret Country's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Noahs Secret Country was refounded in Balder.
- : Noahs Secret Country ceased to exist in Lazarus.
- : Noahs Secret Country's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Noahs Secret Country's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Noahs Secret Country was refounded in Lazarus.
- : Noahs Secret Country ceased to exist in Noahs Second Card Farm.