The United States of Neue America is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, free-roaming dinosaurs, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 13.789 billion neue-americaners are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neu Washington. The average income tax rate is 72.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Neue American economy, worth 347 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 25,230 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Evasive politicians don't fail to strongly commit to not committing to a course of non-inaction, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation, and government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neue America's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Neue America is ranked 69,476^th in the world and 445^th in 10000 Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 70.14 law-abiding acts per hour.