The Restored Empire of Natopia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Zeal I with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 48.076 billion Natopians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Serradia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 60.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Natopian economy, worth an astonishing 22,905 trillion Alerican Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 476,433 Alerican Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,572,699 per year while the poor average 107,980, a ratio of 14.6 to 1.

The military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, the latest political memes depict Emperor Zeal I as an overly-choreographed robot, the government response to disaster victims starving for bread is "let them eat stale cake", and stale 'yo mamma' insults have been replaced by 'your maternal DNA' insults. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Natopia's national animal is the Blue Whale, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is None.

Natopia is ranked 2,195^th in the world and 108^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 137.61 law-abiding acts per hour.