The Borderlands of N89411 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, ritual sacrifices, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.137 billion N89411ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 80.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient N89411ian economy, worth 846 trillion nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 137,993 nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, political gridlock ensues as even the most innocuous legislation is vetoed by the Supreme Court for potential civil rights violations, police spend their Saturday nights breaking up illegal street races, and nations that kill a N89411ian can expect a strongly worded letter. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. N89411's national animal is the nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

N89411 is ranked 275,907^th in the world and 10,124^th in Lazarus for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 34.54 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.