The Colony of Murperm is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its burgeoning beaver population. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.392 billion Murpermians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Welfare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 7.6%.

The strong Murpermian economy, worth 72.3 trillion deniers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Soda Sales. Average income is 51,908 deniers, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Surveillance cameras are banned, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, and citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Murperm's national animal is the beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Murperm is ranked 233,352^nd in the world and 16^th in Lardyland for Most Patriotic, with 5.74 flags saluted per person per day.