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WA Delegate: The Spammy Junta of Pinochet Executionists (elected )

Founder: The Off-Brand Canned Meat of Captain Lard

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Most Nations: 414th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 643rd Nudest: 1,130th+3
Fattest Citizens: 1,272nd Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,465th Most Avoided: 1,964th
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Welcome to Lardyland, where it is IMPOSSIBLE to raid us. Id like to see you try.

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Lardyland contains 33 nations, the 414th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Largest Gambling Industry in Lardyland

The World Census tailed known underworld figures in order to determine which nations have the largest gambling industries.

As a region, Lardyland is ranked 3,156th in the world for Largest Gambling Industry.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Incorporated States of 228Capitalizt“224 forever”
2.The Spammy Junta of Pinochet ExecutionistsCapitalist Paradise“I like garlic salt”
3.The People's Republic of RedundididiaMoralistic Democracy“To work is to work is to work”
4.The Nation of The Iron GherkinInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Puppet of Captain Spam”
5.The Off-Brand Canned Meat of Captain LardCorporate Police State“Racism is Whack”
6.The Something of HarrandCorporate Police State“pride and industry...or something idk.”
7.The Dictatorship of MockiaCompulsory Consumerist State“ALL YOU MANAGED TO DO WAS EAT LARDYLAND UP!”
8.The Incorporated States of CaptainLardCompulsory Consumerist State“Captain Lards WA nation”
9.The Colony of Adryvian LardInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Well that didn't go to plan.”
10.The Crusader States of The Texas ImperialistsCorporate Bordello“We will preserve the remnant of Spam!”
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Regional Poll • Would you wanna run for vice delegate?

Poll called by The Spammy Junta of Pinochet Executionists

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Captain Lard we have a problem. Nobody wants to run for Vice-Delegate.

Pinochet Executionists wrote:ok fair enough

Do you like my new flag?

Captain Lard wrote:Do you like my new flag?

yes

Pinochet Executionists wrote:yes

Ha just kidding I dont care whether you care about my outside appearance

Get nae naed that was a total harambe win

Captain Lard wrote:Ha just kidding I dont care whether you care about my outside appearance

Get nae naed that was a total harambe win

just kidding i dont care about your flag or what you care about if i care

🅱️enis

Pinochet Executionists wrote:Captain Lard we have a problem. Nobody wants to run for Vice-Delegate.

I do

Captain Lard wrote:I do

YOU CANT RUN FOR VD YOURE THE FOUNDER
GOSH DANGIT CAP

Pinochet Executionists wrote:YOU CANT RUN FOR VD YOURE THE FOUNDER
GOSH DANGIT CAP

Oh well

I am pleased to announce that the competition to design a new government complex for The Confederation of the Corrupt Dictators is officially starting. This will be open to anyone in the international community who wants to show off their artistic and creative skill. More details shown in the following factbook.

Hello nations of the world! Recently the Viceroy has decided that a new facility should be made to replace the Confedereichstag. While the Confedereichstag is considered an excellent building and is an important part of the region's history it has arguably become dated. So it was decided a new complex would be made and that there be a design competition for it. So the Viceroy and I are opening up a competition to the whole International Community! Feel free to send your designs whether they be traditional art, digital art, or a detailed plan of a new government complex! The competition will start August 18th and will last until September 8th! Your designs may be sent via telegram to Shronok or Jocospor. We look forward to seeing your creativity at work!

Note: If you are going to send handdrawn art you can scan it or take a photo of it and upload it to imgur then send either of us the link.

Hail the Confederation!

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Hello nations! Recently the Viceroy has decided that a new facility should be made to replace the Confedereichstag. While the Confedereichstag is considered an excellent building and is an important part of the region's history it has arguably become dated. So it was decided a new complex would be made and that there be a design competition for it. So the Viceroy and I are opening up a competition to the whole International Community! Feel free to send your designs whether they be traditional art, digital art, or a detailed plan of a new government complex! The competition will start August 18th and will last until September 8th! Your designs may be sent via telegram to Shronok or Jocospor. We look forward to seeing your creativity at work!
Note: If you are going to send handdrawn art you can scan it or take a photo of it and upload it to imgur then send either of us the link.

Send submissions via telegram to either Jocospor or Shronok. We look forward to seeing how creative everyone can be!

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