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WA Delegate: The Jingoistic Military Junta of Pinochet Executionists (elected )

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Embassies: Youtube, World, Eastern Roman Empire, McDonalds burger dipped in toilet water, epic bazinga region of cool dictators, Warzone Australia, Anime Girls, Meat, The United Empires of Carson, Federation of Conservative Nations, Chicken overlords, Hetalia, The Dank Meme Alliance, nasunia, The Embassy, The Larry Pact, and 761 others.United States of America, The NewsStand, Union Hispanica, International Debating Area, Free Market Federation, Nintendo, Second Kekistani Republic, Conservative League, iFunny, Eientei Gensokyo, The New Mappers Union, Bus Stop, The United Coalition of Nation States, Future Earth, Ozzy, The Great Universe, The Illuminati, Imperial Fatherland, Novo Brasil, Gay Equality, Arconian Empire, Solid Kingdom, TopCornion, The Glorious Union of the Collective, Groland, Capitalist Libertarian Freedom Region, Slavija, Krillin, Sheevate Coalition, The Glorious Nations of Iwaku, Regionless, Knights of the Round Table, Norsewood, Homieland, Laotis, Otoris, Kylden, The Sorcerhood, The Region, The Fallout Wasteland, Pontbridge Islands, The LCRUA, Scandinavia, Loamhedge, Fredonia, Axis of Absurdity, Greek Islands, Haiku, The Popptart Empire, Greater Nova York, World Conference, Free People of The Democratic Federation, Commonwealth of Liberty, Board Game Nations, The Alliance of Dictators, Missouri, Portugal, Versailles Isle, Free Coalition of Governments, Ancient Lands, Steam Islands, France, Angora Guanaco, The Erviadus Galaxy, United League of Nations, Minty Root, The Coalition of Fascist Nations, Union of Nationalists, Pony Lands, Iveagh, Brasil, Tarn Vedra, Reality, Wales, The Doctor Who Universe, Union of Saxon Justice, Nordic Lands, South pacific gyre, Right to Life, Richard, Brazzaville, Prince Edward Island, 0000, United Vape Nations, Nunavut, Western Australia, Washington DC, Yukon, New World Union, The Vast, The great german lands, United We Stand, The Graveyard, Christian Nations Union, Realm of Unrestricted Science, Australia, League of Capitalism, Pokemon World, Farkasfalka, Queen Elizabeth Islands, Door Monster Entertainment, Organization of United Sovereign States, Undertale, Golden Dragons, Sikh Empire, The Gordo Alliance of Got Beef, the realm of insanity, Florida, Federation of Allies, North Ustaynga, FUR, Galactic Council of Sovereign States, Australian Capital Territory, Empire of Brazil, Mississippi, Australia Commonwealth, Sudan, South Carolina, Indonesia, Nevada, The Drawception Community Domains, The Sea Of Love, Axis of Storms, The Dawn of Unity, Weed, The Great Chili, Nebraska, The Proletariat Coalition, The Subantarctic, Terra Magna, Maryland, The South Arctic, Washington, Galts Gulch, Jerusalem, Christianity, Indianapolis, Pluviostan, ITALIA, Autism Spectrum, Zazumo, Christmas, United Nations of Millbrasia, Sunalaya, Pawnsilvania, Central Perk, Osakaland, Machtpolitik, Moneylania, Neo Otaku Utopia, The Kamicaper Allied Nations, Australialia, Mad Land of the Mad Madmen, International sovereignty pact, Dauiland, The Desert, The Meme Must Go On, Antifa Luxemburgist Communist Collective, Universal Pact, Zentari, SPCP, leftypol, The Basement Colonies, The Central Regional Government, Non Aligned Movement, Despotic Europe, Silverhold, The Srivijayan Consortium, North Carolina, Scoria, Shrayan Bose, Portugal de Esquerda, The Cascade, Mahtomedi, Kigali, Montserrat, The Confederacy of Unified States, Homestuck, Kansas, Minnesota, Rwanda, Georgia, Monaco, Azerbaycan Respublikasi, The Warden World, The Library, The Milky Way Galaxy, Driselbia, Cazbeez, Namibia, The Dogeland Alliance, The free states of OBG, Khuzifenq, ISAF2, Crodown, Pisces Centauri, The Land of Extremes, The Savage Garden, Qatar, Federal Republic of Russia, Two Letter, Union Mundial, New East Berlin, Raylore, Central Quark Puppets, Altmora, End 500, U R N, Northumbria, North Conquest, VCG, Cyberius Confederation, The Slide Countries, Calefacta Aquas Piscinae, The Mob, NationStates World Regions, Command and Conquer Universe, The Sands, Genuan Rebirth, Zimbabwe, Skivx, The Slave Guilds, Japan, Emojiland, Our Town, London, Madagascar, Happy Nations, Communist Cartel, The Glorious Nation of Arstotzka, Circumspice, Cyland, Fraternal Union of States, Djibouti, I am Groot, Emirates of Futurnia, Viking Europe, Empire of Andrew, Trade Federation, OmniOne, The Commonwealth of Crowns, MentosLand, Star Frontiers, The Alliance of Luck, NationStatesHolics Anonymous, Freedom and Justice Alliance, Arizona, United Arab Emirates, Kandahar, The Galactic Empire of Britain, Invicta, The Big City, One big Island, Tsumonrin, ASEAN, Cyterian Treaty Organisation, Monarchist and Democratic Alliance, LGBT University, The Central Pacific, Atlantic New Lands, Rhode Island, Tasmania, The Philippines, Oceania, Brannackia, Storenda Kukwandara, HFY, Northern Atlantic Ocean, Usea, The Flying Fishes Bait Shop, Solemnace, The Reunited Resistance Against Liberals, Olgea, Estado Novo, The Stargate Trek Wars universe, Orthanc at Isengard, Anarcho Land, Carnival of Souls, New Epinadia, The North Pacific Union, Happy Utopia, The Imperial Alliance of Nations, Concorde, Wyndia, Turkic Union, 0 r c, Starwars Rules, Hapes Consortium, Straw Hat Pirates, Tropican Islands, New California Republic, Space Time Continuum, Asiana, Montealba, Anime and Memes Alliance, The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands, The Greater Nazi Empire, Edmundian Empire, The Empire of Friendship, Iowa, Utah, My Little Pony Equestria, Train Station, Trump, Kentucky, Heart, The League of Socialist States, South Central Atlantic, Small Globe, The Thuria Pact, Auralia, The Great and Mighty Region of Morshu, Winterfell, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Beyond the Wub, Confederation of New lands, Democratic Republic of Ecuador, Pigeon Axis Force, The Others, Ebola QuarantineZone, The Greater World, The Democratic Republic of Freedom, Empire of Galea, Red Millennium, Green Day, Mediterranean, Argo Navis, Tarkin, Tonga, United Animal Nations, Cookerzerkhistan, 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greater region of Frykestan, The Cormorant Pact, United Imperial Union, The New North West, Region Mexicana Mundial, The Land of the Lards, Groovy, South Asians, Union Sovietica de Mordor, Tasmanian Trailer Park, The Steakhouse in Nationstates, Ethiopia, Salt Lake, League Of Allied Powers, The Holy Reich of Greater Germania, Former United States of America, Hiyamashu, Cards, Northern Oceans, The Dron Empire, Luxembourg, The International Polling Zone, Swedes, Decepticon region, Lezzie, Potato, Torn Earth, The Independent Newspaper, Preathien, Nationstates Liberation Front, Galactic Imperium, The Moderate Alliance, The Bunny Fire, Memeland, The Claws of Colob, Inner Heaven, Hollow Point, The Imperial Court, Greater Middle East, Nova Regio, Thrones of the Three Kingdoms II, Aovelale, Hive, Calgary, Novus Lucidum, United Nations UN, Deep Storage, RGBN, Anarchical Assembly, Alleghany, The Nazi Pacific, HALO UNIVERSE, Continent of Europia, The Western Nations, Dream Land, Saint Kitts and 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Valkia, Caribbean Archipelago of the Tropics, Noblia, Nacb, The Cult of PCHS, Walace Hungria, West Apple, Eridos, The Shogunate, Westfalen Westphalia, Card Gardens, House Elegarth, The Capitola Venetian Hotel, The Official Fantasy RP, 1980s America, RSCA, The West Pole, The Grand New Republic, Balugata, Imperium Aquilae, The Coffee Store, Union of Allied Nations, 314159265358979323846264338327950, Atlantis, Aeterna Publicae, Novapax, United States of Femdom, Money, Lega Atlantica, South Central Gran Bossam, Fettarian Peoples Land, REGION 2020, Lard, Conakry, The 1st Entente, Catonia, Theater of Thaecia, New United Socialist States, Council of Republic Nations, Treaty of Worms, Nursultan, Raxus, The Ricanoverse, The Grand Cathedral of Sir, Rangeles, Spammy court, Matrix geng, The Eternal System, United States of the World, Dunder Mifflin Scranton, The Alliance of Imperial Nations, Super Mario World, Lobamba, Bitch world, Comfy Mansion, Domine, World Concords, Beta, Republic of 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The embassy with Organization of United Sovereign States is being withdrawn. Closure expected .

The embassy with Emojiland is being withdrawn. Closure expected .

The embassy with The Great and Mighty Region of Morshu is being withdrawn. Closure expected .

The embassy with Beta is being withdrawn. Closure expected .

Construction of embassies with Cronchaba has commenced. Completion expected .

Construction of embassies with SEC Fanatics has commenced. Completion expected .

Construction of embassies with Celestian Prosperity Sphere has commenced. Completion expected .

Construction of embassies with Independence Hill has commenced. Completion expected .

Construction of embassies with The Nationstates Senate has commenced. Completion expected .

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Lardyland contains 47 nations, the 379th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Largest Trout Fishing Sector in Lardyland

The World Census conducted frenzied haggling with fishmongers in order to determine which nations have the largest fishing industries.

As a region, Lardyland is ranked 7,877th in the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Federal Moncarchy of ChunganistanFather Knows Best State“True Patriot love, Rise upon the ocean.”
2.The Emirate of Regional National AAInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Regional National”
3.The Empire of WestuniaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Generic DC Villain, apparently.”
4.The Colony of EnafoInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Puppet of Solharcht Kirale”
5.The ㋡㋡㋡ of SpartNIron Fist Consumerists“If you donít buckle up Youíre gonna have a bad t-i-m-e”
6.The Empire of Empire of United Socialist ImperialistPsychotic Dictatorship“Glory to the Empire! Long reign the Emperor!”
7.The Holy Empire of Orthodox Church of LardylandRight-wing Utopia“I have always found that mercy bears richer fruits than strict justice”
8.The Lunch Club of CaleoniaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Thereís just a giant crate of ping pong balls.”
9.The Pinophile of Captian LardIron Fist Socialists“Hail Spam! Hail Swedes!”
10.The Union of EdiodiDemocratic Socialists“Long Live Chompski”
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Lardyland Regional Message Board

Pmoulitc wrote:yes because penis music is good and everyone should be listening to music which i deem to be good

Yes, yes.

Polish Soldier Division 2 wrote:I think you're just a bunch of degenerates.

Can you please stop watching hentai? I think you're developing an addiction.

Captian Lard wrote:Can you please stop watching hentai? I think you're developing an addiction.

Hentai is for nerds like u.

ONLY REAL MEN HAVE REAL WOMEN.

Sadly I'm not one of those :P

Laraniem Quote Competition

Do you have what it takes?


Laraniem Quote Competition


An official event

What's this all about?

You may be wondering "what on Earth is this.....quote competition?" I'm about to tell you whether you like it or not, so......

In Laraniem's World Factbook Entry, we like to save the funny/crazy/inspirational moments for the world to see when they visit our region. However, since this has started, we have run out of things to say. We're just speechless. We are now asking YOU to visit the region and leave a message, with the chance of being featured on the World Factbook Entry with your quote, nation and region name.

So what can I post?

You can post anything you like, as long as it follows our RMB Policy.

This could be a:

  • Joke

  • Question

  • Personal experience

  • Short story

  • Literally anything that makes us laugh

Examples:

Hagston wrote:The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence.

New Kurusau Drumopia wrote:Am I the only one who randomly sticks his hands in milk shakes. Itís random and seemly uncontrollable.

Happens every time I have one.

Donít know why

Dogeanea wrote:I think I lost my hamburger and child on the surface of the Zov7K Invasion can somebody go get the hamburger...

Koxor wrote:I have indeed voted for His Sacredness.

Blue Pearl and her Playthings wrote:Once upon a time, there was a Nation who needed to find a home. On a fine day, this nation was walking along Region Street, when they saw a sign. "Need a homely place to stay? Come on in!"
Nation was interested. They walked through the door, and found a large sign with the name "Laraniem" engraved on it. A big smile appeared on Nation's face. Finally, they had found a home with friendly residents, active chats, quirky polls and a whole lot of freedom.

Link to RMB

Read dispatch

Polish Soldier Division 2 wrote:Ha ha, ur old region ded.

do we honestly look like dangerous fascists

Hagston wrote:Laraniem Quote Competition

Do you have what it takes?


Laraniem Quote Competition


An official event

What's this all about?

You may be wondering "what on Earth is this.....quote competition?" I'm about to tell you whether you like it or not, so......

In Laraniem's World Factbook Entry, we like to save the funny/crazy/inspirational moments for the world to see when they visit our region. However, since this has started, we have run out of things to say. We're just speechless. We are now asking YOU to visit the region and leave a message, with the chance of being featured on the World Factbook Entry with your quote, nation and region name.

So what can I post?

You can post anything you like, as long as it follows our RMB Policy.

This could be a:

  • Joke

  • Question

  • Personal experience

  • Short story

  • Literally anything that makes us laugh

Examples:

Hagston wrote:The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence.

New Kurusau Drumopia wrote:Am I the only one who randomly sticks his hands in milk shakes. Itís random and seemly uncontrollable.

Happens every time I have one.

Donít know why

Dogeanea wrote:I think I lost my hamburger and child on the surface of the Zov7K Invasion can somebody go get the hamburger...

Koxor wrote:I have indeed voted for His Sacredness.

Blue Pearl and her Playthings wrote:Once upon a time, there was a Nation who needed to find a home. On a fine day, this nation was walking along Region Street, when they saw a sign. "Need a homely place to stay? Come on in!"
Nation was interested. They walked through the door, and found a large sign with the name "Laraniem" engraved on it. A big smile appeared on Nation's face. Finally, they had found a home with friendly residents, active chats, quirky polls and a whole lot of freedom.

Link to RMB

Read dispatch

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Beautifully made wrote:do we honestly look like dangerous fascists

Interpreting vague question as yes.

Not just the men, but the women, and the children TO

Polish Soldier Division 2 wrote:Hentai is for nerds like u.

ONLY REAL MEN HAVE REAL WOMEN.

Sadly I'm not one of those :P

Hahahaha, you got me real good. One could even say, owned epic-style.

After so many harsh years under the tyrannical rule of the Pacific, The Holy land has finally been restored under the rule of our Foundation
Lardlings may I Now present to you
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