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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 159th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 180th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 199th Largest Retail Industry: 203rd Most Avoided: 253rd Largest Insurance Industry: 305th Highest Disposable Incomes: 321st Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 325th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 440th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 450th Most Corrupt Governments: 469th Rudest Citizens: 561st Largest Gambling Industry: 572nd Largest Mining Sector: 669th Most Armed: 795th Nudest: 1,004th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,250th Highest Average Incomes: 1,268th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1,308th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,479th Most Devout: 1,520th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,702nd Largest Black Market: 1,716th Most Subsidized Industry: 2,128th
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Lardyland contains 4 nations.

Today's World Census Report

The Most Influential in Lardyland

World Census experts spent many evenings loitering in the corridors of power in order to determine which nations were the greatest international diplomacy heavyweights.

As a region, Lardyland is ranked 9,752nd in the world for Most Influential.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The People's Republic of RedundididiaCompulsory Consumerist State“To work is to work is to work”
2.The Commonwealth of Nth toneInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Oh hell no”
3.The Holy Empire of Orthodox Church of LardylandRight-wing Utopia“I have always found that mercy bears richer fruits than strict justice”
4.The --- of Captain LardCorporate Police State“”

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Embassies between our regions have been scheduled for closure. Please view the enclosed dispatch for our reasoning behind this decision:


Hail the Confederation!

Sincerely yours,

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Having Anime Girls and Meat next to each other on the embassy list was genius.

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