The Darkened Ballroom of Moon Dancers is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, keen interest in outer space, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 31.664 billion Moon Dancersians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Moon Dancersian economy, worth a remarkable 4,215 trillion Moon Beams a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 133,118 Moon Beams, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 700,130 per year while the poor average 13,510, a ratio of 51.8 to 1.

Only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, euthanasia is illegal, and a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Moon Dancers's national animal is the Loon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Moon Dancers is ranked 85,444^th in the world and 1^st in Zombieland for Lowest Crime Rates, with 67.8 law-abiding acts per hour.