The Questionable SMH Lea Land of Modra is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by PM ZMS with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, aversion to nipples, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 12.994 billion Modrans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jlbu. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Modran economy, worth a remarkable 2,601 trillion Gold coins a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Retail. Average income is an amazing 200,229 Gold coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Dreams of entering the Super League have been relegated to the history books, it's considered providence that the political lexicon contains a syrup of company slogans, crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination, and government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Modra's national animal is the bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Madd.

Modra is ranked 264,402^nd in the world and 12,246^th in The East Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.56 crimes per hour.