The Dictatorship of Miwonia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Eternal Leader of All with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, frequent executions, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 28.219 billion Miwonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Miwmiw. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The powerhouse Miwonian economy, worth a remarkable 4,606 trillion Miwons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 163,249 Miwons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies, diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, and rocket boots and thermal detonators have become standard-issue military gear. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Miwonia's national animal is the European Adder, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Leader's Chosen.

Miwonia is ranked 280,975^th in the world and 10,723^rd in Lazarus for Most Beautiful Environments, with 5.54 pounds of wildlife per square mile.