The Funky Dance Party of Minimark is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Alton McForn with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.976 billion Minimarkians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Law & Order, Defense, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rondestag. The average income tax rate is 41.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Minimarkian economy, worth 242 trillion Pitstans a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 61,054 Pitstans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's no such thing as bad publicity, the government's official position on invasive species is 'who cares?', the number of deaths due to poor fungus identification is mushrooming, and ambulances aren't allowed to overtake hearses. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Minimark's national animal is the Koala, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Worship of the Name Mark.

Minimark is ranked 27,982^nd in the world and 12^th in Region Name for Most Beautiful Environments, with 858.55 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.