The Funky Dance Party of Minimark is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Resident Roberto Smujinway with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.754 billion Minimarkians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rondestag. The average income tax rate is 41.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Minimarkian economy, worth 301 trillion Pitstans a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 63,370 Pitstans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Gay men commonly complain about their time of the month, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes', and Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Minimark as a reminder of their "special relationship". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Minimark's national animal is the Koala, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Worship of the Name Mark.

Minimark is ranked 28,539^th in the world and 17^th in Region Name for Best Weather, with 135 Meters Of Sunlight.