The Funky Dance Party of Minimark is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Prime Resident Roberto Smujinway with a fair hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.492 billion Minimarkians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rondestag. The average income tax rate is 38.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Minimarkian economy, worth 290 trillion Pitstans a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 64,637 Pitstans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Inheritance tax has recently been abolished, Minimark is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, gay men commonly complain about their time of the month, and most people suffer from some form of hearing loss. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Minimark's national animal is the Koala, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Worship of the Name Mark.

Minimark is ranked 39,326^th in the world and 18^th in Region Name for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 4,164.77 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.