Population | 9.238 billion |
Capital | Angelsie Center |
Leader | Executive Angela |
Faith | The Church of the Most High Narwhal |
Currency | Melon |
Animal | Narwhal |
The Moral Marauders of Melon ia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Executive Angela with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.238 billion Melonians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Angelsie Center. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Melon ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,337 trillion Melons a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 144,778 Melons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
It is universally agreed that the first 31 issues are the only ones with humor and charm (Melon ia has found 2 easter eggs), tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread, hipster cyclists declare that "metal is dead", and old warplanes and tanks that break down can't be repaired since no one makes the parts anymore. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Melon ia's national animal is the Narwhal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is The Church of the Most High Narwhal.
Melon ia is ranked 5,987th in the world and 1st in Region Name for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 519.51 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Melon ia lodged a message on the Region Name Regional Message Board.
- : Melon ia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
- : Following new legislation in Melon ia, old warplanes and tanks that break down can't be repaired since no one makes the parts anymore.
- : Following new legislation in Melon ia, hipster cyclists declare that "metal is dead".
- : Following new legislation in Melon ia, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread.
- : Following new legislation in Melon ia, it is universally agreed that the first 31 issues are the only ones with humor and charm (Melon ia has found 2 easter eggs).
- : Melon ia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced, Most Advanced Public Education, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Most Beautiful Environments, and Most Inclusive.
- : Melon ia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Melon ia, a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world.
- : Following new legislation in Melon ia, government officials are held to the highest standard of morality.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.