The Federación of Megaxistan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Megaxu with an even hand, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, anti-smoking policies, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 4.694 billion Megaxistaneses have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Healthcare, although Law & Order, Defense, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ciudad de Megaxistan. The average income tax rate is 40.7%.

The strong Megaxistanian economy, worth 354 trillion Emeralds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 75,588 Emeralds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects, CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show, the average person needs three full-time jobs just to get by, and torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Megaxistan's national animal is the Red Wolf and its national religion is Catolicismo.

Megaxistan is ranked 131,865^th in the world and 6,227^th in Lazarus for Most Beautiful Environments, with 527.33 pounds of wildlife per square mile.