The Republic of Meeetopia is a mid-sized, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, cynical population of 50 million Meeetopians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 28.7%.

The strong Meeetopian economy, worth 2.63 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Basket Weaving, and Gambling. Average income is 52,592 pounds, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man, and cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Meeetopia's national animal is the Turtle.

Meeetopia is ranked 135,301^st in the world and 100^th in NationStates for Safest, scoring 68.7 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.